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the REAL creation story

On the first day of creation, God created Cat.

On the second day, God created Man to serve Cat.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for Cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that Man could labor for the good of Cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that Cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep Cat healthy and Man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but had to scoop out the litterbox.



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